I got into a conversation with an inebriated McDonald’s worker last night (don’t ask) and every sentence he uttered further reinforced my theory that he was crazy. Here is just a sampling of some of the things that came out of his mouth within a two minute period.
"I’m going to be manager soon because I’m kind of a perfectionist."
"I watch the shit out of Breaking Bad."
"So I’m really into magic these days."
"I used to pop Adderral and play World of War Craft for a month straight."
And finally, my personal favorite:
"I just got a settlement from my lawsuit. I’m buying you a shot."
McDonald’s will forever remain on my blacklist.